X-Men (1)

Beast: Head’s up people!! We got ourselves a spatial
anomaly that’d make Captain Picard’s head spin!!
- Uncanny X-men # 345

Jean: I must confess, infuriating and arrogant as gambit can be.. those, eyes, that grin, that body.. it takes a girl’s breath away.
Cyke: oh really? When the next opportunity presents itself.. remind me to drop a truck on him.
Prof: Cyclops
Cyke: A big truck.
Prof: Cyclops!
Cyke: A really big truck
Prof: CYCLOPS!!
Beast: Not to worry professor. While you were away o’l fearless leader here mastered the art.. of deadpan humor.
Cyke: Keep calling me that furball and I’ll show you “deadpan”.
- Uncanny X-men # 322

Wolvie: C’mon, McCoy deliver that psneumatic setative sometime this week!
Beast: As another sawbones named McCoy was known to have intoned... "I am a doctor.. not a miracle worker!!"
- X-men adventures # 8-9

Kitty Pryde: "Impossible."
Logan: "If that's what you believe, girl, then it always will be."
Kitty Pryde: "Gimme a break! You're too tall -- an' too darn ugly --
to be Yoda."
- X-Men (Kitty Pryde and Wolverine 4)

Cyclops: "I believe you people have something that belongs to us?"
Gambit: "Short li'l fella."
Jubilee: "All adamantium and attitude. "He's one of a kind. We'd like him back."
Beast: "And don't forget our resident psionic Japanese-By-Way-of-Britain Ninja
Warrior...You can imagine how hard they are to replace!"
-- X-Men #7

Xavier: "Wolverine, call me 'Professor', 'Professor X', Professor Xavier', or, even if you must, 'Charles' but not 'Charley'. Is that understood?"
Wolverine: "Sure, Chuck."
- Uncanny X-Men #139