Woody Allen (2)

"It is impossible to travel faster than the
speed of light, and certainly not desirable,
as one's hat keeps blowing off."
- Woody Allen

"Students achieving Oneness
will move on to Twoness."
- Woody Allen

"Organized crime in America takes in over
forty billion dollars a year and spends
very little on office supplies."
- Woody Allen

"Not only is there no God, but
try finding a plumber on Sunday."
- Woody Allen (1935-)

"I took a speed reading course
and read 'War and Peace' in twenty
minutes. It involves Russia."
- Woody Allen