Will Rogers (1)

"I never expected to see the day when girls would
get sunburned in the places they now do."
- Will Rogers

Even if you're on the right track, you'll
get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers

Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to
sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
- Will Rogers

"This country has come to feel the same when Congress
is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."
- Will Rogers

"I belong to no organized
party. I am a Democrat."
- Will Rogers

"There's no trick to being a humorist when you
have the whole government working for you."
- Will Rogers