Dave Barry (1)

You can only be young once.
But you can always be immature.
- Dave Barry

"The only really good place to buy lumber is at
a store where the lumber has already been cut and
attached together in the form of furniture, finished,
and put inside boxes."
- Dave Barry

"What I look forward to is continued
immaturity followed by death."
- Dave Barry

"I think Superman should go on the Larry King
show and announce that he would come back to
life if people in all 50 states wanted him to."
- Dave Barry

"The four building blocks of the universe
are fire, water, gravel and vinyl."
Dave Barry