Woody Allen (4)

"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and
suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
- Woody Allen

"It is impossible to experience one's death
objectively and still carry a tune."
- Woody Allen

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food
dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead."
- Woody Allen

"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
- Woody Allen

"As the poet said, 'Only God can make a
tree' -- probably because it's so hard
to figure out how to get the bark on."
- Woody Allen