Mark Twain (10)

"The human race has one really effective
weapon, and that is laughter."
- Mark Twain

"Climate is what we expect,
weather is what we get."
- Mark Twain

"He had discovered a great law of human action, without
knowing it - namely, that in order to make a man or a
boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the
thing difficult to obtain."
- Mark Twain

"Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt."
- Mark Twain (1835-1910)

"First get your facts; then you
can distort them at your leisure."
- Mark Twain