Anonymous/Unknown (7)

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid,
but some abuse the privilege."
- Unknown

All general statements are false.
- Unknown

Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and
nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
- Unknown

What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
- Unknown

If at first you don't succeed… make
sure nobody finds out you tried!
- Unknown