Wilson Mizner (1)

"A fellow who is always declaring he's
no fool usually has his suspicions."
- Wilson Mizner

God help those who do
not help themselves.
- Wilson Mizner

Life's a tough proposition, and the
first hundred years are the hardest.
- Wilson Mizner

"To my embarrassment I was
born in bed with a lady."
- Wilson Mizner

"Those who welcome death have
only tried it from the ears up."
- Wilson Mizner

Be nice to people on your way up because
you'll meet 'em on your way down.
- Wilson Mizner