Robert Benchley (1)

"Drawing on my fine command of the
English language, I said nothing."
- Robert Benchley

"It took me fifteen years to discover that I
had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give
it up because by that time I was too famous."
- Robert Benchley

"Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't
the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment."
- Robert Benchley

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and
to turn around three times before lying down"
- Robert Benchley

"The surest way to make a monkey
of a man is to quote him."
- Robert Benchley

"I have tried to know absolutely
nothing about a great many things,
and I have succeeded fairly well."
- Robert Benchley