Mark Twain (8)

"I don't give a damn for a man that
can only spell a word one way."
- Mark Twain

"Humor is a good thing. A saving thing."
- Mark Twain

"Often it does seem a pity that Noah
and his party did not miss the boat."
Mark Twain

There is nothing so annoying as
to have two people go right on
talking when you're interrupting.
- Mark Twain

"Whenever you find that you are on the side
of the majority, it is time to reform."
- Mark Twain