Mark Twain (7)

"I have been through some terrible
things in my life, some of which
actually happened."
- Mark Twain

What ought to be done to the man who invented
the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere
killing would be too light.
- Mark Twain

"No one's life, liberty or property is safe
while the legislature is in session."
- Mark Twain

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant
I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how
much the old man had learned in 7 years.
- Mark Twain

"The rule is perfect: in all matters of
opinion our adversaries are insane."
- Mark Twain